Whiskey Makes Me Frisky
19 New Jersey. New York City is my playground, listening to good music, creating art & living day by day. Join me for the ride :P
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  • itslikethatfrenchthing:

    powerofvoodoo:

    so i’m ready to go back to school

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    woah hang on what

    are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

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  • officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

    darkwingsnark:

    officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

    you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

    A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

    JE SUS

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  • youths-haven:

    incognito-author:

    vacidicar:

    spadenightmaren:

    what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

    Why is this not getting around faster

    DUDE

    Noooo

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  • cartel:

    The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not

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  • stop-hauntingme:

    daddyjared:

    what on earth is he wearing

    "how do I class it up without taking off these fucking awesome pink flower board shorts?

    …a blazer!

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  • kissoholic:

    Love blog!

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    • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
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    • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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  • bloodyoathmate:

    Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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  • better-than-porn:

    validx2:

    Crucial curve  

    THE DISRESPECT

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  • bottomjared:

    OLD MAN ACKLES

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  • prozaccanthelp:

    ⚥ mature audience only ☮

    (Source: take-love-and-other-drugs, via listen-to-me-now)

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